| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns. |
| 'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !' |
| Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree ! |
| What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet ! |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia ! |
| How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn ! |
| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box ! |
| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up ! |
| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice ! |
| What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant ! |
| What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera ! |
| What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella ! |
| What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant ! |
| What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine ! |
| What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant ! |
| What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana ! |
| What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant ! |
| What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter ! |
| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath ! |
| What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole ! |
| What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups ! |
| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift ! |
| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el |
| What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow ! |
| What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant ! |
| What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant ! |
| What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant ! |
| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy ! |
| What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant ! |
| What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain ! |
| What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes ! |
| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up ! |
| What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant ! |
| What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week ! |
| What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ? |
| Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos ! |
| What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles ! |
| What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green ! |
| What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers ! |
| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !" |