| What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York! |
| What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte! |
| Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins! |
| Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator! |
| What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course! |
| Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day! |
| What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans! |
| What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale! |
| Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store! |
| Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro! |
| Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan! |
| What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot! |
| What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade! |
| What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet! |
| What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case! |
| What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana! |
| Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!" |
| Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears." |
| Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass." |
| "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!" |
| Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail! |
| What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life! |
| What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney! |
| Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high! |
| Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! |
| Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs! |
| How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer! |
| How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets! |
| What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs |
| What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney! |
| How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season. |
| What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after! |
| Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny! |
| What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering. |
| How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! |
| How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail! |
| Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae! |
| What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones! |
| What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant. |
| How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics. |