| Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct) |
| Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks! |
| Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth! |
| Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator. |
| Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day! |
| Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle. |
| How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female. |
| How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside. |
| Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs. |
| Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet. |
| Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer |
| Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles |
| Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops |
| Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don |
| Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex? |
| Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you. |
| Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts! |
| Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite. |
| Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus. |
| Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex. |
| Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex. |
| Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater! |
| Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater! |
| Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card. |
| Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards. |
| Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance. |
| Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees. |
| Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest. |
| Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards. |
| What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas. |
| What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore ! |
| What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail ! |
| What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us ! |
| Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus! |
| Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust! |
| Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops. |
| What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork! |