| Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers! |
| Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship! |
| Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King! |
| Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations! |
| Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly. |
| How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects! |
| How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'! |
| How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred! |
| How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat. |
| How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard! |
| How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms! |
| How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen! |
| How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast! |
| How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! |
| How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball! |
| How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese! |
| How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one! |
| How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently! |
| How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning! |
| How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs! |
| How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!). |
| How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions |
| In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill. |
| Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately! |
| Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King! |
| Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake! |
| Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany! |
| What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri! |
| What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'! |
| What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!' |
| What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed! |
| What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter! |
| What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice! |
| What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do! |
| What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen! |
| What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier! |
| What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle. |
| What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind! |
| What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite! |
| What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!' |