| How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long. |
| What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers. |
| What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose. |
| What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal." |
| What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half. |
| What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once. |
| Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat. |
| What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers. |
| What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana. |
| If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers ! |
| What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa ! |
| Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? |
| Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed ! |
| How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana. |
| Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. |
| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. |
| Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. |
| Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk. |
| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well! |
| Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty. |
| Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch. |
| Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside. |
| What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber ! |
| What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection. |
| Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well. |
| How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana. |
| Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date. |
| Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date. |
| The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana. |
| They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already. |
| What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up. |
| What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana. |
| Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana. |
| What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana. |
| What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana. |
| Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away. |