| What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant ! |
| What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant ! |
| What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye ! |
| What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics ! |
| What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant ! |
| Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants ! |
| What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth ! |
| How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ? |
| What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique ! |
| What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants ! |
| What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant ! |
| What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants ! |
| Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein ! |
| What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant ! |
| How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants ! |
| What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant ! |
| What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics ! |
| What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater ! |
| What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant ! |
| What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant |
| Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant ! |
| Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies! |
| Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu ! |
| Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant ! |
| What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian ! |
| What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant ! |