| Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? |
| Do vampires get AIDS? |
| Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? |
| Does killing time damage eternity? |
| How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? |
| Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
| What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty? |
| Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
| Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? |
| How come wrong numbers are never busy? |
| How long will a floating point operation float? |
| You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
| You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? |
| If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? |
| How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? |
| If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress? |
| If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? |
| How many weeks are there in a light year? |
| If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular? |
| Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? |
| How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? |
| If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? |
| If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? |
| Why are there interstates in Hawaii? |
| Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine? |
| Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON? |
| What color is a chameleon on a mirror? |
| Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? |
| If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it? |
| If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? |
| Do fish get thirsty? |
| Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
| If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? |
| If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens? |
| Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? |
| If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go? |
| Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways? |
| Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? |
| How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ? |
| If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up? |