Red Skelton famous quotes

Joke of the Day

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

Quote of the Day

I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be overwhelmed by the miraculousness of it?

- Chris Martin

Interesting fact of the Day

The city of Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world.

Red Skelton famous quotes :

I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.

Red Skelton

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Red Skelton