| To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up. Ogden Nash |
| An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks. Ogden Nash |
| Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash |
| I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. Ogden Nash |
| Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash |
| If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. Ogden Nash |
| A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash |
| Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave. Ogden Nash |
| People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. Ogden Nash |
| A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash |
| People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash |
| Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. Ogden Nash |
| People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash |
| Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash |
| Nietsche is Pietsche." Ogden Nash |
| Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long. Ogden Nash |
| He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples. Ogden Nash |
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.Ogden Nash "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" |
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.Ogden Nash "The Pig" |
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!Ogden Nash |
| Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long. Ogden Nash |
| A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash |
| A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash |
| When there are monsters there are miracles. Ogden Nash |
| A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash |
| Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. Ogden Nash |
| Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. Ogden Nash |