Alexis Sayle famous quotes

Joke of the Day

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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Quote of the Day

I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be overwhelmed by the miraculousness of it?

- Chris Martin

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Interesting fact of the Day

The city of Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world.

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Alexis Sayle famous quotes :

Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator,' we say 'lift' ... they say 'President,' we say 'stupid psychopathic git.'

Alexis Sayle